I think I have everything I want. When I want beer, I drink beer. When I want vodka, I drink vodka. When I want you, I drink vodka.
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
In Doctor Who Shakespeare hit on Tens companion then Martha Jones
marvel is like the grandma that always gives you $100 when you ask for ten and fills up your plate with seconds even though you’re full.
and DC is like that one uncle who’s always an asshole but you keep inviting over for dinner hoping that things will be better this time but they never are.
“not all men” factoid actually just statistical error. ALL MEN. steve rogers, actual good man, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Did anyone else as a kid think that if you ate watermelon seeds that they would grow inside you?